A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
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Someone who is spectacular in their douche ways. Until there is a scale to rate someones doucheness, douchetacular is the most douche that a person can possibly be.
OMG, that guy is douchetacular! Those dollar store earrings and those waxed eyebrows just catapulted him to the top! And stealing my parking spot did not hurt his score either.
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2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
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2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.
Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!
2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.
Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!
2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Someone so completely immersed in doucheness, that they are automatically considered as a stand-by replacement for any member of the cast of Jersey Shore.
“you know, I saw Rick S. the other day, his douchethelioma is really bad now.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
"so we called Jeannie C. and pretended to be her doctor's office with her test results – when we told her she had a raging case of douchethelioma, she asked if it was curable and we told her it was terminal.”
“that fat skank Roseann could definitely replace Mangelina next season on Jersey Shore: Corpus Christi.”
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Person B: "What a total douchette!"
Person B: "What a total douchette!"
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