dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

by Gingabreadman186 December 21, 2008

Dickatron

A practical joke in which one wipes ones willy on someone in the middle of the dance floor, with out them knowing....

'Oi mate, I am about to 'dickatron' carl'
'Yeah do it hahaha'

by MC Fr3dz4 j4y May 15, 2014

dickmatized

when a girl in a relationship is confused about her feelings because the dick is so good

Taylor was dickmatized by Nick's skills in the bedroom.

by Jack Stray June 20, 2008

dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009

dickmatization

That stage where a situationship (after a sexual encounter) leaves you stuck and your no longer sure of your own behavior. Trance-like behavior where you let your partner get away with or conduct themselves in a manner that you know is not right.

Rashon had been stuck in a dickmatization after sleeping with her friend.

by ComeCorrect January 19, 2016

dickmatized

when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.

"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore

by Chrissstopher September 28, 2005

dicktate

Giving a big fat cock to someone. And by that i mean hardcore sex

That is some deep dicktating

by poop May 28, 2004