Deceptionist

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

by r1r1 August 1, 2008

Defecation Situation

A sudden and urgent need to drop a monster mud bomb out of your hind quarters.

Our first date was going fantastic, but then out of nowhere that burrito I ate reared its ugly head and I had a defecation situation on my hands.

by MaulerMMA October 10, 2013

defecatious

To feel the urgent need to defecate, a.k.a. "take a dump", "drop a deuce", "pinch a loaf", often occurring after consuming a large meal.

After eating a pepperoni pizza and an entire cheesecake last night, I'm feeling quite defecatious this morning.

by Joe_Badger December 10, 2008

Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

Erotic Deception

To be sexually tricked while under the influence of alchohol, drugs, or something similair that causes a person to do things they wouldn't normally do.

At that party last night a senior experienced erotic deception from some freshman.

by TheReason13 April 19, 2010

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022