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Camorflage 

To blend in. Most people spell it camouflage but it’s actually pronounced camorflage.
The army wear camorflage uniforms to hide in plain site.

couflage 

The small bits of dirt that become stuck to the bottom of ones foot after walking around in bare feet.
I need to wipe my feet before I go in the house as I've got a lot of couflage stuck to them.
couflage by b3achma3ter October 17, 2022

Campuflage 

The disguise adopted by straights to blend into non-straight environments
Barry - "What do you think of this flowery shirt and feather boa combination for the Blue Oyster Bar?"

Karl - "Absolutely, fantasic Campuflage, no-one will look twice at you with clothes that uglyI"
Campuflage by Sick Man Fraud January 27, 2023

camooflage 

Random-hued patterns dat make you resemble a cow.
Wearing patchy-black-and-white-colored clothing would actually make you show up very starkly against ordinary backgrounds; you would need to remain among a "herd of Holsteins" for said camooflage to be effective at concealing your presence.
camooflage by QuacksO July 17, 2025

Orange camoflage 

That guy was wearing his orange and yellow BDU's, he was ready for war on the sun and y2k, even though neither one ever happened. What is he going to do with his orange camoflage now?