cluster-fuck

1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.

1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

cluster fuck

A large assembling of useless identities that do not have any purpose other than to be annoying

Tom Brady thrwe into a cluster fuck of defenders but was lucky to walk away with an incompletion

by Coach Z June 4, 2003

cluster fuck

Term used by musicians when everyone is overplaying and the music turns into a wall of noise.

Jimmy wouldn't turn down his guitar, and Mike kept playing scales on the keyboard. It didn't sound like a song; it was just one big clusterfuck.

by Joe April 21, 2005

cluster fuck

Related to the chaos and havoc created by cluster bombs, but in this case, chaos and havoc caused by administrative stupidity and stubborness.

The emergency response drill as a cluster fuck.

by Ralph September 14, 2003

Cluster Fuck

A song by the popular group Boom Thread, describing a crappy day where everything goes wrong.

"This day is lookin like a complete clusterfuck and Im damn near sick of it"

by tony, fuck off May 24, 2005

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006