Person #1: "Why does Morrissey has to be so sassy? "
Person #2: "Because he's just fucking fabulous and if you don't think so you should just fuck of "
Person #1: "I think he's fucking fab. Oh, shut the fuck up. "
Person #3: "He said fuck of, not fuck off. To fuck of is very cool and chic. "
Person #2: "Of course he wouldn't know about that, Person #3. This cunt is clearly not chic or cool "

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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