Clam

(N.) Someone who is a pussy, ball less and sackless.

Billy I can't believe that bus full of hot broads came to your house and they all offered to be your sex slaves, and you said no. You're such a clam, and possibly a homo.

by The Negotiator April 10, 2007

Clam

Another word for a person who has Down syndrome, mental illnesses, any form of redardation, or someone who is simply acting like a retard.

Jake is acting so stupid, he is such a clam.

by jeekcoox March 8, 2017

Clam

That thing that is located approximately 16 inches below a women's neck and situated comfortably in between her two legs. It may have a distinct odor, similar to that of a clam. Sometimes called a pudenda/vagina.

Ben: Damn what's that stench?
Matt: Oh shit tell your mom to close her legs I don't want to have a clambake!
Mom:(Blushing) I'll make sure to use the lotrimin next time!

by Bangaware the King January 21, 2010

clams

Chlamydia. usage is similar to krabs.

dude she got an STD! i heard it was clams

by Allah Ragbar March 16, 2008

Clam

Another word for a tin of smokeless tobacco. a term used to confuse others in thinking you are not buying a tin of smokeless tobacco.
In a real clam, a pearl is inside. In a tin, dip is inside. In both items, goodness is inside and both open up like a clam.
Each clam costs about 5 dollars in American.

dude 1:hey, you got 5 bucks on ya?
dude 2:no, sorry man what for anyway?
dude 1:ahh nothing, just need to get a clam.
dude 2:.......oooook

by The Shei April 6, 2009

clam on

mooch.

"jeff is always trying to clam on to my weed- he's a fucking scavenger, dude."

by lauren August 31, 2003

Clam

someone who kisses so bad, that it feels like a piece of clam in your mouth instead of someone's tongue

Person1: "I hooked up with that girl Kellie last night."
Person2: "How was it?"
Person1: "Awful, she's a clam."

by chiefcrazyhoe May 4, 2003