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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
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ChrisAnne

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chrish

An adjective describing a person who has a tendency to illustrate ones Christian faith through religious jargon and apparel.
Bill is always rockin' that W.W.J.D. bracelet and telling me that I need to washed by the blood of the lamb. He's so chrish.
by FiremanForChrist May 13, 2011
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Christnazi

Christian extremist
A person that screams God at you in the street or a Christian that forces you to convert to their religion under pain of death and hell
The Christnazi said" Convert to Christianity or we'll kill you and send you to Hell."
"Dude he is such a Christnazi."
by Ze Dragon Wolf Mage January 13, 2008
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chrishaunakwanze

The correct greeting for the holiday so no one can be offended or feel left out
Wow. ..i cant wait to here the song they write for. I wish u a merry. chrishaunakwanze and a happy new year
by Mi sofakingweetodded December 23, 2016
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chrishuns

Those fake, insincere religious people who worship the false idol that has come to be known as "Republican Jesus". They want you to think they follow Jesus Christ, but they behave in the exact opposite way He taught us to be. In fact, they have even launched efforts to go beyond cherry-picking the Holy Bible they raised a stink over as being "the literal, error-free Word" and are now finding ways to remove parts or alter it so the "liberal parts" can't be used against their cold-hearted, cruel, mean treatment of the less fortunate.

Their "faith" is in politics. This began when "evangelicals" in Big Religion joined forces with the party of Big Business, aka the Republican party when Reagan ran.

They represent the TV evangelist hucksters who con grandma out of her Social Security money. The wolves in sheep's clothing The Bible warns us about. Basically, the racist, hateful assholes of religion in general.

Note that it must never be capitalized except when at the beginning of a sentence.
Pat Robertson is actually a chrishun leader who makes false statements constantly based on politics, not The Holy Bible.

Joel Osteen is a chrishun con artist motivational speaker who has enriched himself into being a millionaire. on the backs of the less fortunate.

Donald Trump was allegedly put in office by deplorable chrishuns.
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chrisonie

nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person
hi i'm chrisonie
by Chrisonie November 2, 2017
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