Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

fackin chackin

An informal term used primarily when a person is extraordinarily high on THC in the parking lot of a fast food chicken restaurant becomes irate after the vegan girlfriend of the driver of the vehicle protests patronizing an institution that abuses animal rights and insists on leaving without purchasing food, therefore irritating the hungry baked person who intensely craves the almighty secret 11 spiced recipe fried chicken, resulting in a incoherent tirade of slurred words describing the importance of their hunger.

Ashley: "I don't want to go here, lets just go home."
Matt: "Okay."
Sivad: "Dude we're hungry."
Kate: "Fuck you, lets go inside and eat some fackin chackin!"
Everyone: *laughter*
Ashley: "Oh man, Kate. You are totally baked."
Everyone: *laughter*

*Everyone lives happily ever after and drive off on a country cruise into the sunset*

THE END

by 7WMK0 January 9, 2009

Checking Out

Exaiming anothers body, especially chest, crouch and butt regions. Usually people do this to stranger but occsionly to people they know. Usually done somewhat discreetly

The guy at the park was checking out the hot girl as she walked by

by Santas Sexy Helper July 28, 2004

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.

Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

by jeffbo April 29, 2009

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

by James Please Marry Me October 20, 2020

chucking it down

Raining heavily, commonly used in Geordie slang

"it's chucking it down, I better wear a coat"

by Ahah1 October 6, 2015

Checking her oil

A test to be preformed on a chick before eating her out. Finger her a bit and catch a whiff of your finger and you'll know if its safe to proceed.

Use your finger like a dipstick to check her oil

Yo man i checked her oil and knew it was safe

or

Yo man i checked her oil and DAMN!!! Was that a stank pussy.

by Herb311 October 25, 2004