cazandria

a person so have very poor self care not sure what exactly she wants

their government Cazandria again fucking up

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Charmander

A Kantonian Fire Starter of Pokemon Red/Blue. They are The Lizard PKMN. Dies when the fire on it's tail is extinguished.

PKMN Trainer #1: Check out my Shiny Charmander!
PKMN Trainer #2: Looks cool, but dosen't compare to my Shiny Mewtwo!
PKMN Trainer #1: (pouts) Why do you always have to one up me? PKMN Trainer #2?
PKMN Trainer #2: Because I'm more experienced in the world of Pokemon. Get Rekt Scrub!

by MDawg1491 July 2, 2023

jet callander

The foolish guy who is in mad love for a girl named Alyssa. Jet can't help falling for her because Alyssa is an angel that walks among humans.

Tyler: "Woow, you're still in love with Alyssa, Jet Callander?"

by RoastingKid1907 January 10, 2017

Reverse Charmander

Setting someone's dick on fire.

Dude, have you watched the movie "Salo?" That one dude got reverse charmandered. One chick had their boobs on fire.

by MigukMoonPark October 7, 2021

Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 1, 2022

Max Callander

Max is the sexiest person ever and also pulls so many woman and sometimes men and is very good at video games

OMG there is Max Callander hes so sexy and good at every video game ever and pulls all the woman and men.

by SUPER DUPER SEXY BABY April 18, 2022

slut for coriander

it is what it says it is (it eez what it eez)
it literally just means you’re a slut for coriander

car is a slut for coriander

by @cxddly_styles September 30, 2021