Taylor Naked

When you wake up completely naked and you have no memory or idea of how you got to be naked.

Damn man you had so much last night you got Taylor Naked

by asian.persuasian October 14, 2012

Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

by Nobli July 2, 2015

Naked Apology

1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.

2. To give an apology whilst being naked.

1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.

Kim: I can do nothing but accept

2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.

by Regina Wilson August 5, 2007

French naked

To be completely naked except for your top half. E.g. wearing only a t shirt or sweatshirt.

"That guy over there is French naked!"

by jking January 31, 2015

chest naked

To be shirtless, one with out shirt. Shirtless man. Typically unnecessarily so, a vain display. Unabashedly shirtless.

"Man, that guy is always getting chest naked for no reason."

by Bari A. Khan May 28, 2008

naked with gorillas

A surprisingly common subject of people’s dreams not usually spoken about due to the subjective degree of embarrassment of the dreamer, depending on who you’re telling the dream to.

There I was in my dream, proudly graduating from my doctoral program and when I went up onstage to receive my diploma from my doctoral chair, suddenly I realized that I was up there, entirely naked with gorillas!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Naked eye

Looking at something without any optical fittings

His penis is invisible to the naked eye

by Eckersley June 15, 2016