barchie

the endgame ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on the show riverdale

“it’s like it was their destiny” - kevin keller talking about barchie

by allie tanner March 15, 2020

blachank

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.

Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!

by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

Blanch boy

Blanch boys are evil dogs that fight at every party and harass girls on the daily. They are demonic bastards that should be locked in a insane asylum

Girl the reason why his dick is small is cause he’s an evil blanch boy

by Man like joey October 18, 2021

Barch

A combo-word of Bitch and Bark.

I wish she would shut her mouth and stop barching about what happened last night!

by KoolKritter February 13, 2022

Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.

Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!

by Gay Violet December 16, 2019

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche

A man with a chode and one testicle that only fucks elephants

Cian Richard Kevin Soliday Blanche tried to hit tori from the back while she was asleep, but he couldn’t get past the cheeks.

by Nut sucker 69 December 20, 2022