Big Bad Bert

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012

berticus

Berticus is the bear who appears in the PBF cartoon, "Sgt. Grumbles". While he should be launching the counter-offensive, he is hiding in the bushes eating honey. This cartoon takes after the user "Berticus" from the GeneralMayhem forums. He is often referred to as a bear because he weighs like, 340 lbs. in real life, no shens.

The Berticus regime consists of a mob of unemployed alcoholics who post "BERTICUS BERTICUS BERTICUS" everywhere the username is seen. From Myspace to YTMND, WWU to UO, there is no question that this bear is the cutest and cuddliest of all internet celebrities.

Hey guys, what's going on in this dumpster? :cool:

by dlink55 September 8, 2005

bert mccracken

bert has the most amazing vocal cords i have ever heard. and he is HOTTT(3 t's)

a guy that can smoke and scream that well is god to me

by you choose October 17, 2003

Bertha

Bertha is a nice person, she always has something to say. She gets really moody at times but other than that she can put a smile on your face and she can always make you laugh.

Boy: Bertha made me laugh so hard when I was super sad!
Girl: I know right she made me finally smile when my dad died!

by WowGirlIsMe December 4, 2018

bert mccracken

mmmm... yep, he's a man who promises sex to everyone at The Used shows... and im still waiting to claim mine... aaand i think he should make out with gerard and quinn a little more often and go on stage naked... ohhh yea

*look in my eyes, im jaded now, whatever that means, by sharing these things, i rip my heart out, its worth my time whatever that means... sooooo share with me, cuz i need it right now let me see your insides, or write me off, cuz id rather die now if you wont open up... give it to me, give me all, whatever you want... its never been me to want this much from you i can see... share with me cuz i need it right now let me see your inside, or write me off cuz i rather die now if you wont open up.. you wont open up* -Noise and Kisses

by Sarah Brown March 23, 2005

Berta

Short form of Alberta, similar to America=Merica!

Big jacked up diesels, expensive boats but no water, welcome to Berta!

by Epluribisunum August 12, 2015

Bertbash

Bertbash: To pick or ridicule the character of Bert from Sesame Street - his uni-brow and crankyness.

Bert is subject to a lot of 'Bertbash' due to his uni-brow, yet people are so unaware that the reason Ernie is so full of hee-hee-hee is he himself is bald, but his higher and busier uni-brow is often mistaken as his head of hair!

by isabelydancer00 July 12, 2010