Boytarded

Theres only one commonly known symptom of boytardation and thats not being able to get a boyfriend. Boytarded is only used if you are exceptionally good looking. If you're ugly then being boytarded is not an excuse as to why you have no boyfriend.

Girl, i think i'm boytarded. I mean, i can't get a boyfriend.

First Person: I think I'm boytarded.
Second Person: No, you're just ugly.

by Josh M. Martin December 24, 2008

baketarded

The state of being so high on marijuana that a person is borderline mentally handicapped.

I was so baketarded last night that I parked on my front lawn and passed out with a half smoked bong propping me up." or "That kids eyes are redder than the devils dick, what a baketard.

by ChampagneWin November 20, 2011

Berarded

Bearded Retard

check out the goatee on that retard... berarded

by agentORage December 5, 2013

Betarded

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.

1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."

by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016

bartard

when someones asshole turns blue/purple as a result of drug use

"bro lemme see ur bartard"
"nah bro I quit the xans"

by lamerbbq February 3, 2019

Bacarded

To be drunk on bacardi that it makes you retarted

I got so fucking bacarded this weekend!

by nd171717 September 8, 2019

artarded

this word is used when arthur morgan is being and or acting in pure stupidity.
it combines his first name, arthur, and a synonym for the word stupid, retarded.

" stop that, arthur, you're acting artarded. "

by swedishfish_ March 30, 2020