betarded 

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

betarded by T-Man November 2, 2004

betarded 

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

betarded by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010

betarded 

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.

"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!

betarded by Freakmeon April 13, 2008

Betarded 

1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.

2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.

1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"

2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."

Betarded by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016

bearded expense

An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.

Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?

Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...

bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

bearded clamshell 

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

bearded clamshell by mt1 June 29, 2006