Metaphor / Simile
1.
An underwhelming or disappointing experience, action or person that leaves everyone observing wanting to cringe eternally.
2.
The consequence to when you cum so much, it's spewing back out, much like the effect you get when you squeeze a jam donut.
1.
An underwhelming or disappointing experience, action or person that leaves everyone observing wanting to cringe eternally.
2.
The consequence to when you cum so much, it's spewing back out, much like the effect you get when you squeeze a jam donut.
1. "All you do is sit in your room and play CoD, you are such a water-filled donut."
2. "Last night was a good run - I left her like a water-filled donut!"
2. "Last night was a good run - I left her like a water-filled donut!"
by DatBoiAJ September 12, 2016
by DatBoiAJ July 17, 2016
(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon
2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."
2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 07, 2016
Titty-fuck with ball gobble.
A: "Last night my wife and I engaged in some deep, romantic TFWBG"
B: "Damn, n!gga! You hardcore af!"
B: "Damn, n!gga! You hardcore af!"
by DatBoiAJ September 13, 2016
verb, informal
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
The act of a male engaging in aggressive (consensual) sex, usually followed by bragging about it to his friends.
(past tense)
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
"Yeah, dude! I slayed that poon like it was high noon!"
(present tense)
"I'll call you back later, bro! I'm slaying that poon like it's high noon!"
(future tense)
Me: "Don't worry, Adam. One day, we'll slay that poon like it's high noon."
Adam: "Together."
by DatBoiAJ October 06, 2016
1. (adjective) (To be 'betarded')
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.
2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.
When a child, (typically Asian), is disappointed with a B grade or higher in an officially sat examination.
2. (verb) (To 'betard'.)
To have 'retardedness' bestowed upon oneself or someone else.
1.
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"
2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."
A: "You got a B!? You are a disappointment! You have dishonoured this family!"
B: "Jeez, mom. Quit being so betarded!"
2.
A: "We have our final exam tomorrow, and I haven't revised."
B: "Okay, chill, let's betard everyone else by reading them Trump quotes, so our results don't look as bad."
by DatBoiAJ October 23, 2016