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Apache war-cry

When a girl is giving a blow job while twisting/touching a guys nipples which leads to a yell/moan that sounds like an Apache war-cry
Hey Steve is that blood on your shirt?

Oh yeah it’s my nipples, my girl gave me an Apache war-cry last night, it was amazing!
by Elephants30 September 8, 2024
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Apache Blowdryer

When a girl with long hair to her butt farts, making the hair blow in the warm fart air.
I was looking at that girls but and saw the hair near her butthole blow back. I knew right away it was an Apache Blowdryer
by Sharshall December 9, 2024
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Apache Crazy

Going absolutely buckwild with no regard for anyone or anything's safety or wellbeing.
I spent an hour making that display look nice just for some customers to go Apache Crazy on it and ruin the whole thing.
by MisterSuperstar July 18, 2025
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Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.
This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.
by bloodlet March 17, 2018
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dirty apache

after fingering a girl while she's having her period, you smear the blood on her cheeks war paint style.
by Anonymous July 22, 2003
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The Apache Chief

Sexual Terminology: Whereupon a man is about to receive oral sex with his woman. Just before insertion he aggressively open palm smacks her. The woman will naturally react with screams in protest. The instant her mouth opens the man quickly places his testicles in her orifice and vigorously bounces them up and down. The end result should sound like an Indian war cry.
Rachel was being a bitch all day. So when things calmed down and she decided to get frisky, she went down on me and i gave her the Apache Chief.
by TheBirdmanAnderson January 16, 2010
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angry apache

When a girl is on her period and bleeding, somebody fingers her (preferably with two or more fingers). The fingerer then proceeds to slap the girl across the cheek and then follow up with a backhand slap, angering the girl and leaving streaks of blood from the fingers that appear as war paint.
"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
by dizzle fo shizzle October 22, 2006
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