abusadora

A girl who is known as a heartbreaker.

"Ronca, maquinadora
Tu con tu cara seductora
Los machos azora, provocadora
La nena de los nenes, la abusadora
Los descontrola sin rola
To's la quieren, ninguno la soba
Los tiene en la boba
Comprando prenda, y trajes
Ninguno le afloja" - Yaga y Mackie

by D-Block_NJ June 20, 2006

certified abstinence instructor

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.

I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.

by YAWA August 19, 2017

Abusing The Cheese

A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.

WTF Dalsim! Stop side sweeping me, you're abusing the cheese!

by Garry Cron January 31, 2008

abuse your noodle

masterbate.

man1:while your girlfriend is gone are you gonna abuse your noodle?
man2:YES!

by tomcon5 February 25, 2009

Abstirape

The "forced" decision made by a significant partner to not conduct in sexual intercourse.

Guy: "My gf won't have sex with me. she wants to be abstinent..."

Friend: "Dude, you just got abstiraped!"

by atypical_e October 13, 2009

Abusive Slut

A term of endearment for a woman and a subset of the definition of “Kimberly”. She is beautiful, outgoing and witty. However, there is a 😈 side to her that this bitch from the internet looks forward to seeing more of.

I’m addition to her lovely qualities she cannot wrote a vlookup to save her life.

I was talking to Kimberly last night and every now and again she turns into an abusive slut and it makes my pants warm.

by VlookupJesus July 23, 2019

travelcard abuse

When you use your annual season ticket travelcard to make pointless and unnecessary journeys just because you can.

The early stages of travelcard abuse can typically be identified by young professionals trying to justify the annual expense of their travel card by stating something similar to "well I have paid for it so I may as well use it".

This eventually progresses into downright travelcard abuse.

Though its origin is when referring to the London Underground it has been known to apply to other annual tickets purchased for other methods of transportation.

I haven't got a lot planned for tomorrow I'll probably just engage in some travelcard abuse.

Let's abuse the travel card and meet up at here *points to random station on map* because I think it has a funny station name.

Why did I go all the way to South London just to go to Mc.Donalds when there's around 46 of them much closer? Because I can! That's travelcard abuse at its best baby!

by Matthew1471 June 13, 2009