Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers

Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!

by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015

walnut hills high school

A school where kids are either competitive as fuck or do not give a shit. some kids take 7 AP's a year while some take none. All of the teachers are insane and have some weird thing about them. Kids skip all the time and do drugs at school. You don't eat sitting down in the cafeteria, but instead everyone eats standing in a hallway called the arcade. The school is in a bad neighborhood and is very diverse. Most of the students at this school are smart but procrastinate on everything, don't get sleep, party and do drugs on the weekend, but still end up doing well and going to superior universities due to their natural intelligence. Not that much school spirit, everyone is very independent and at sports games kids just go outside and do drugs. Ya drugs are big there.

Dude, do u go to walnut hills high school? You must do drugs and know a lot of black people.

by clovisgrovis4 February 16, 2019

Walnut Hill School

The only private arts school in the northeast, so basically a leper colony for the most pretentious and self righteous teens in New England. Still better than interlochen though.

"Where do you go to school?" "Walnut Hill School." "Oh, so you've shoved a mason jar up your own ass."

by whitman brown November 29, 2017

Big Walnut

a sweet ass school in sunbury ohio.
filled with cool kids who know how to really fuck around and have a good time in a small ass town

mike:that kid goes to Big Walnut?

james:fuck yeah hes awesome and everyone from there is awesome XD

by juju48172 August 5, 2008

salty walnut

A salty walnut is when one inserts a walnut into his or her butt cheeks and then clenches those cheeks to crack it. His or her partner then licks out the walnut

My girlfriend has a fatty so I made her give me a salty walnut

by inthebank April 7, 2009

Walnut Creek Intermediate

A large intermediate chool in Walnut Creek, Northern California that is home of the Squires. The halls are outdoors and several elementary schools feed into it (i.e. Buena Vista, Indian Valley, Murwoon, Parkmead, and Walnut Heights). The different social groups are as following:

"Wangstas" (Wannabe gangstas)
No one in Walnut Creek is really ghetto. The Wangstas are just a bunch of kids with problems that like to party and be fake. Several members of this group are unaware they are wangstas make fun of them and deny they are a part of the wangstas. Generally you can tell if someone is a part of the wangstas by simply looking at them (i.e. overuse of black, hoodies, skulls, and sagging in boys, and underuse of any clothing whatsoever in girls)

Preps
This is the group of rich, preppy people. Half of them are sporty, one quarter are slacker-kissups, and a quarter have genuine academic talent. Among the academicly talented are a few competitive intellectuals that vary from uber popular to prefers-cats-but-has-a-few-good-friends.

HalfPreps
hang out with both preps and wangstas. Prep style but wangsta subtance. Engages in behavior that is totally inappropriate for a prep but smiles at the teachers so they'll turn the other cheek.

Wangsta Boy: "HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Let's go downtown and party!!! We're so bad*ss because only gangsters like us would only go to the...... Apple Store!!!!"
Halfprep girl: **pulls neckline of her shirt past her shoulder so most of her bra is showing**
Smart girl: "Err nothanks. I'm going to go do my homework.... Feed my cats..... Yeah bye" (smart girl wonders how these people can go to the same school as her, Walnut creek intermediate)

by Meapergirl December 20, 2010

walnut creek

A town in Norcal, half an hour away from the city. Population is filled with rich preps, wanna-be-ghettos, pretty girls, or really good skateboarders. All the kids know how to have fun, including parties every night, alcohol for illegal age, joy riding, and tagging walls. Corey Duffel (pro skateboarder) is from w.c.
kids here
are all
gonna make it big!

Kids in Walnut Creek:
Skateboarders: "Dude, did you see what happened yesterday, I fucking fell and screwed up my arm"
Wanna-Be-Ghettos: "Damn. You looking fine babe. Wanna go have a party at my place?"
Preps: "Like, OMG, did you see the like look on her like face? It was totally funny. I took a picture with my $300 pink camera!"
Pretty Girls: "Ahahaha. Thats chill. I think we should hang sometime, you in?"

by elliisthebomb December 21, 2007