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The Waffle House Theory

In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
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Waffle House

A place worse than hell, people will urge you to go, but do not. Waffle House is not a restaurant. It is a punishment.
"GOD PLEASE NOT WAFFLE HOUSE, ANYWHERE ELSE, I'LL GO TO FUCKING STEAK N' SHAKE!!"
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Georgia Waffle House

When you pat yourself on the back, despite rattling on incoherently.
Biden gave himself a Georgia Waffle House after the debate last night
by McBossness June 28, 2024
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Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013
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Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
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