Winnipeg

person who loves sexual jokes and constantly is annoying people into being friends with them

hey do you know winnipeg?
yeah she loves making sexual jokes all the time!

by ThatOneIgnoredGirl:(( May 22, 2021

Things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit

1. Busses that are early

2. Busses that are late
3. Busses that are on time

4. Busses that go fast

5. Busses that go slow

6. Transit operators who stop for a coffee

7. Transit operators that use the bathroom

8. Transit operators in general

9. Winnipeg Transit

10. Rain

11. Snow

12. Wind

13. weather in general
14. Winnipeg transit again

15. People who sit in seats

16. People who stand
17. People
18. Busses

19. Bus fare
20. Bus stops
21. Bus benches

22. Bus seats
23. Bus windows
24. Busses

25. People

26. Transit operators again

27. Winnipeg Transit
28. Probably yourself too

What are the specific things to hate if you use Winnipeg Transit?
“Oh let me tell you…”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 11, 2023

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

Winnipeg Chevy

When you think your hat is a "driving cap" but its really just a fedora.

"Oh look at my new driving cap"
"No thats just a Winnipeg Chevy"

by ya Yeert November 3, 2018

Winnipeg Cancelled

When someone does something that gets them cancelled but they live in Winnipeg so they are stabbed repeatedly.

Did you hear Judah just got Winnipeg Cancelled. He didn't make it

by 519674 July 9, 2020

Winnipeg Rear-Ender

When the girl in front of you is on her phone, while giving it to her from behind. Just as she's about to text, you thrust into her with the force of a Ford Super Duty F-350 XLT into the back of a Toyota Corolla, sending the phone flying and you're yelling "Green means Go, bitch!!!"

Me: Yo, that chick was so distracted on her phone, I had to give her the Winnipeg Rear-Ender. She was ballistic that her phone was busted and wanted me to be 100% at fault. But Autopac assessed it at 50-50. Shit was sweet!

by anonymous February 1, 2021

Winnipeg white out

An orgy outside in the snow.

Originated in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

Hey, you hosers wanna have a Winnipeg White Out eh?

by Jake Thador May 28, 2018