entertainment value

The relative value of someone who is usually the butt of jokes. Usually the shop/office whipping boy/girl. i.e. someone who is gullible, a rumor monger, gets angry easily, is easily startled etc.

Dominic is such a dweeb, but he's very gullible so he has a high entertainment value.

by budgieramone January 13, 2004

Excellent Volume

To say something or someone is really good/ cool.

or

To comment on the volume of music.

"Hey broseph how goes it?"

"Excellent Volume"

or

"Hey broseph is that Pokemon blue you're playing, that shit is retro, how does it hold up?"

"Excellent Volume"

Or

"how's the music? Loud enough"

"Excellent Volume"

by Redtop Studios February 15, 2010

valuev

7 foot, 350 pound world heavyweight champion boxer out of Leningrad, Russia - punches harder than a carthorse kicks.

Valuev is the heavyweight boxing champion of the world.

by Oswald Spengler December 22, 2006

value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".

"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."

by Kilroy June 8, 2004

volume Tourette's

A: a person whome has no control of how loud they say something (normally a swear word)

B: somebody who will just spout shite over your conversation which doesnt concern them at all ( normally old, rude, tall with white hair and talks shite about football with other suffers)

an example of volume tourette's would be, a man tapping his pen on the table near you, the suffer will say i wish he would SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUNCH HIM

by taity January 6, 2008

valump

when fat women wear their pants very high you cannot tell where their fat stops and their vagina starts. this large mound of fat in between is referred to as a valump.

"look at her valump, lets make bets on how many kids she had"

by vafump April 7, 2010

volume riding

When bad audio mixing leads you to have to constantly adjust the volume of your speakers or television to maintain a reasonable level.

Johnny, while I enjoyed your movie, "Bloodbathfeast," I felt that perhaps I wouldn't have to engage in so much volume riding if the chainsaw noises were not approximately ten times louder than the young ladies pleading for their lives.

by Snoopydance June 19, 2010