Kilroy's definitions

gaberlunzie

A scottish noun, meaning wandering beggar. best word evar.

The gaberlunzie waited at the side of the road for a copper from the gent.

by Kilroy November 20, 2003

kilroy

... was here.

*spraypainted on the wall*

Kilroy was here!

by Kilroy January 13, 2004

kotch

A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.

Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.

by Kilroy October 28, 2005

value added

Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".

"Dude, Doritos are now $5.00 a bag, but it's alright, because the extra cheese powder makes them a Value Added Product."

by Kilroy June 8, 2004

suck it, dolphin

Slang term used by Smith; typically used right before the act of smiting.

He cried, "SUCK IT, DOLPHIN", just as he smacked the bitch across the head with an extension cord.

by Kilroy January 28, 2004

Phil Evans

The leetest mother fucker in the world. He owns your ass.

Bill: Dood, I saw Phil before. He is one leet mother fucker.

by Kilroy April 8, 2005

Miffo^

Miffo^ is not a human, nor is he an animal. He is the missing link between humans and animals. He can be found next to your trash can eating trash.

I saw Miffo^ at the scrap yard yesterday! :O

by Kilroy November 30, 2004