UBS (unstable butthole syndrome)

UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is a condition that forms in males or females usually brought on by hot wings, bean soup, cheap late night burritos, or extremely spicy food. Causes your butthole to feel like there’s a blow torch by it all day and you feel like you will blow a hole in your underwear without warning.

Jim: hey Fred you going to the gym tonight?
Fred: nah man my UBS (unstable butthole syndrome) is bad after Taco Bell last night

by Mjc1125 December 3, 2018

UBS

Unexpected bullshit
Things Dairy Queen workers go thru every night

Working here you NEED to be prepared for some UBS

by Evan Hoss May 2, 2023

UB Stick

A 30cm steele rod used to defend yourself with.

Adam: Mate, why the hell do you have a solid steele rod in your car.
Nick: It's my UB Stick.

adam: UB Stick?

Nick: Yeah, U B dead when i hit you with it!

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Luka: Mannn..... i gotta head to Singleton, N.S.W.

Josh: Better Grab ya UB Stick.. Never know what whack jobs gonna be attempting a wigga's drive by. All the Young F@*ktards live there now.

by its.the.truth.and.you.know.it January 21, 2011

UB DIC

When you think of a cool ass word

Hey bro - you should put that on UB DIC

by FREDERICK SUSANNE April 29, 2019

UBS

Universal BlowJob simulator already created in many forms with brand names

"omg mike did you here about the new UBS'

by Amazingly_mazing May 4, 2017

UBS

UBS , " Usual bacchanalian crap . is a person that has grown tired of abusing sex and drugs.

This UBS lifestyle have made me grown leery of the nightlife.

by Nhandhakie December 16, 2016

Ubed

When the Uber you are traveling in has been filled by the party you are traveling with

"Hey, how are you and Janice getting to the party?"
"Oh, we're getting an Uber that's been Ubed"

by UmbraDominus February 10, 2018