Bum Turnip

A long white vegetable that grows in the anus after eating a certain combination of vegetables. Often considered a delicacy amongst hardcore rimming circles.

After a long and cold winter Jen's Bum Turnip snapped off after long bum chew.

by buggarliplover January 20, 2009

pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

turning left

Used to describe those people who only get to experience the lifestyles of the rich and famous. pop stars, heiresses and the like. Comes from the habit of turning left into the 1st Class cabin of a aircraft on boarding.

Man, he wouldnt go to Macca's for a meal hes been turning left his whole life

by Ken the Pom February 26, 2008

too turnt

when you've had too much to drink and you're passed out on the floor

Jim was too turnt last night

by goonzzz123 October 9, 2013

turningbird

a person who get pissed/mad to easily for the stupidest reasons.

also can be known for people who are sensitive.

You: sup

Them: hey

You: your shirt looks really ugly today

them: shut up, your a gay fag. don't be judging me like that you scrub.

you: wow you turningbird.

by JacknStack November 24, 2009

Turning a blind eye

To knowingly refuse to acknowledge something which you know to be real.

Christina is turning a blind eye to her brother as she knew he secretly stole money from their parents.

by melonalemon July 3, 2011

turnter

Noun: Someone who likes to get turnt; someone who turns up regularly

That guy is such a turnter! He turns up every night!

by mladle October 15, 2013