Toilet

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

by bat_hero May 2, 2009

toilet

Someone who is ugly or rank looking.
Originated in Perth, Western Australia in 2005.

Person A: "What do you think of Robbie?"
Person B: " Absolute toilet"

by Claire Bear May 22, 2006

toilet

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

by Krkič October 10, 2019

toilet

the only place where Cole can sit and think about the fat french supply teacher and KD in solitude

also, the certain thing that we're about to trash

so basically, u sit on it.

by The Executive March 18, 2005

Toilet

When something isn't very good, but isn't really THAT bad, but still annoyingly bad, its toilet.

Toy-Lah
"that band last night were toilet"
"argh im doing so toilet"
"toiiilleetttttt"

by HDW April 7, 2009

Toilet

The toilet will always be your best friend because it prevents you from urinating into the pants

You will always love them - toilets are the best we love them all

by Fungirl_ January 2, 2017

Toilet

Solitary confinement for innocent bullcraps to suffer going down the hole.

I took a crap in a toilet.

by Dood Veed April 10, 2017