Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.

Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.

by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010

textasperated

The result of texting a message so long and/or epic that you forget to breathe until the message is sent.

Wow! I just got a three page long text from philip. He must be textasperated

by ShikaNara November 3, 2010

textlation

Communicating through text message.

Your sarcasm was lost in textlation.

by Rizabelle Moomau January 7, 2011

textless

unable to distill one's thoughts to fit size limitations imposed by texting format; pejorative, used in the same manner as clueless

when it came to twitters and tweets, the verbose politico was utterly textless

she wanted to tweet me, but she turned out to be textless and confused

by nerdywithwords June 2, 2011

Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot

My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.

by NickyLags October 5, 2012

textmaster

When someone only communicates via text, and types so fast their thumbs start to smoke or even begin to spark.

She never answers my calls, but she textd me four times while I was leaving a voicemail. She must be a textmaster

by santababygrinch December 12, 2013

textcast

A personal sportscast delivered via text messaging to one or more friends.

Thankfully Dad textcast the entire game to me when I couldn't watch the game.

by Seekkyle September 21, 2014