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Swartzentruber

Girl who gets a lot of boys. Loyal to friends. Moves a lot. Don't like fake bitches. Loves MATH <3 AND HER DOG NAMED COBY. she will fuck you all night. holy shit man.
I just hooked up with a swartzentruber last night .
by Joan. February 22, 2010
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Swartzed

When you post something simple and lighthearted on facebook and somebody comments with a long, philosophic comment that usually has little or nothing to do with your post. The commentor will think this makes them look like a freaking scholar but it really makes them look like a total douchebag.
Facebook Post- What people need is some common sense.

Person doing the Swartzing- What is common sense? In the writings of Thomas Paine, He compiles that "A little matter will move a party, but it must be something great that moves a nation."Common Sense is one of the greatest methodological articles of argumentation ever composed.
Over the course of my lifetime, I was inspired by the author and became a pamphleteer of sorts myself.
A number of quotes from Robert F. Kennedy seemed to have been directly inspired by Common Sense, and I hastily looked them up and offer these two for your consideration:
"It is not enough to understand, or to see clearly. The future will be shaped in the arena of human activity, by those willing to commit their minds and their bodies to the task. All of us might wish at times that we lived in a more tranquil world, but we don't. And if our times are difficult and perplexing, so are they challenging and filled with opportunity." The Declaration of Independence itself is a direct offspring of this great tract. Jefferson and the others charged with developing the document were well aware of Paine and had the opportunity to evaluate his words and to use his methods in creating our declaration, and this takes nothing away from their genius which in actuality is common sense.

next comment- dude that sucks, she just swartzed you.
by tindigger January 17, 2011
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Tameron Swarts

The prettiest girl in the whole wide galaxy

(Please approve this guys lol, I’m trying to make my girlfriend happy)
Man, that Tameron Swarts girl is the prettiest girl in the whole wide galaxy
by the_accolade September 12, 2020
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Arnold Swarzanegger

three words "CALIFORNIA'S NEW! GOVERNATTA! **Freakish Swedish laugh** " Also he is the greatest action film star in history who went from body building into hollywood and made numerous movies
as said by Arnold Swarzanegger AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I AM 'A NALD!'
by Jer-Hey!!! December 21, 2008
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Swarthmore

The only place in the world where u wont get robbed stabbed shot and robbed again.... ever!!! Just outside of the mean streats of wallingford swarthmore is home to millions of pot smoking hippies..
Perium got pancaked in Swarthmore...
by Mark Clemmons March 19, 2005
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Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.
Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night
by Smurf March 13, 2005
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swarthy

Dirty older men with moustaches, who have darker or tannish skin and raspy voices.
That swarthy man by the daycare is saying "OHHHHHMYGAAAAWD."
by Caley Martin January 6, 2004
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