snarly

1. Adjective describing a woman who is contemptibly ugly, stupid, or annoying, but who acts as if she is attractive or desirable;
2. Adjective describing a woman who is oblivious to her own physical or social shortcomings and who acts condescendingly as a result;
3. An adjective that may describe the "fat friend" in a popular clique of young women, if she fails to recognize that the others only keep her around to feel better about themselves;
4. Any unattractive, arrogant woman.

I thought the pear-shaped blonde at the frat party would be an easy lay, but the snarly bitch told me I was too drunk to take her home.

by DickyJohns17325 April 27, 2009

snarfler

A person that farts in the bath tub and snaps at the bubbles when they come up.

She was sitting in the bath tub and "snarfling".

by rsy August 31, 2005

Snarf

the ORIGINAL definition of snarfing was: The act of snorting liquid or food out of one's nose due to unexpected laughter.

A friend's joke that reaches an unexpected punchline often makes you snarf your soda.
OMG! You tickled me and made me snarf my milk!!!

by zaxy June 5, 2013

Snarf

To eat something quickly, very quickly.

Man, did I ever snarf that piece of pie down!

by Anastasious November 20, 2002

snarl

noun. miserable, disgusted look commonly found on average looking girls who lack attention. this foul facial expression tends to intimidate guys making her that much more unapproachable.

Yo look at the snarl on that bitches face.

by Patrick O'Sullivan March 4, 2009

Snarfing

The act of eating out anothers butthole in a pig like manner, while Thundercats is playing in the backround, and every time the character Snarf comes into the scene, you say "Snaaaaarf" and resume eating out.

Oh your so good at snarfing.

by Rick Fightmaster November 29, 2010

Snarls Barkley

The single best name for a dog... EVER.

"Nice doggy, what's his name?"
"Snarls Barkley."
"Awesome. Awesome to the max."

by Satan's Valet October 7, 2009