Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009

Satan's Dick Syndrome

When you go for a piss straight after ejaculating when you have a really really full bladder you get this burning sensation in your knob. Like you still need to piss and it feels like there is piss stuck in your urethra It's not quite pain but it's the most uncomfortable feeling ever

Have you ever experienced Satan's Dick Syndrome

by JihadJeep July 12, 2016

satans blood

noun

Refers to Crud oil.

The greed for the procuring of Satans blood , is the single leading factor in the conflicts and wars in the world.

by Baron Neville February 3, 2017

Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.

Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.

by bizniztime October 21, 2008

Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.

I can't wait to put Satan's Dick up my ass!

by Hexamous February 27, 2018

Saatana

One of the most used words in finnish culture after PERKELE. Translated "satan" in english as in the lucifer, the prince of darkness (ozzy osbourne), belsebub, behemoth, PERKELE. The ruler of the underworld. Can also be comic used with right words.

saatanan itikka!!=
satans mosquito!! or fucking mosquito!!

by Perkele April 12, 2005

satans butthole

(sa-tans butt-hole) noun, adjective. satans butthole is the hottest place in the universe. if a soul is punished by going into satans butthole, they will turn to a very crispy piece of bacon than immediately combust, causing great pleasure for satan.

holy crap, its hotter than satans butthole today.

by hellfire64 July 21, 2009