shiesty

someone who acts like there down with you, and behind your back is doing you dirty.

Mike Roman your so shiesty,...that's what we will call you. SHIESTY!!

by someone you fucked over!! December 12, 2004

shitstigator

Someone who brings about or initiates shit. Someone who shitstigates.

She was a shitstigator because she deliberately intended for his wife to find out he was cheating.

by Catherine Obuhoff January 23, 2009

shitastic

An adjective used to describe something that was initially pleasant or fantastic, but ended up really shitty.
Shittyness usually progresses.

Guy: Today was so shitastic.

Guy 2: What happened?

Guy: Well everything was going good until my girlfriend

dumped me for her stepsister.

Guy 2: Man that sucks!

Guy: Yea and that's not even the worse part, turns out she

gave me herpes too. Oh and someone stole my iPhone

outta of my car.

Guy 2: That's so shitastic man!

**************

Girl: Man, Kelly is such a shitastic bitch.

Girl 2: Why, what'd she do?

Girl: Well she seemed totally cool at first, but the I found out

she's been sleeping with my father!

by TheWordCreatorOriginator December 18, 2011

Shitstopher Reeves

When you take a shit for so long that you make your legs go numb. When you try and stand up you fall onto the floor.

Dude i sat on the toilet so long last night that i pulled a Shitstopher Reeves and smashed my head off the floor.

by CroppingMeat November 2, 2011

wild shites

Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.

Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.

by Jobsagoodun September 8, 2006

shitstab

to have anal sex.

You know that chick will let you shitstab.

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

spitesterbating

the act of masturbating to spite someone.

Jim made nancy extremely angry, so instead of having sex with him, she began spitesterbating to make him feel the enormity of his loss.

by Dyzlan_santonio March 15, 2008