Definitions by Jobsagoodun

Clit Car 

Slang for a very common type of car or automobile. In the UK for example something like a Ford Fiesta or Focus, in Germany a VW Golf or Mercedes A Class. So called, because every cunt's got one.

I just couldn't bear to buy a Clit Car, so I bought a Bentley instead.

Clit Car by Jobsagoodun September 10, 2006

wild shites 

Attack of diarrhoea, in which there is catastrophic loss of sphincter control in the victim. Certain to result in a very unpleasant scenario, with shit running down the legs of the victim's kecks.

Jeeeeesus, those oysters I ate last night gave me the wild shites. I thought I would surely shit my entire gastrointestinal tract, tonsils to rectum, out through my sphincter.
Best I avoid raw seafood in future.

wild shites by Jobsagoodun September 8, 2006

Knobtoss 

Alternative word for a wanker, stupid bastard, dozy cunt or similar.

Look at that fucking knobtoss over there in his BMW 318i.

Knobtoss by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006

Flock of Bats 

Uncontrolled, violent and quite frightening bowel action, often obliterating the original finish of the toilet bowl. Similar to a Flock of Sparrows, but done with the lights out.

Christ, I had to shit in the dark in the en-suite so as not to wake the wife, and after that vindaloo it was like a flock of bats. My subsequent actions with the toilet brush were akin to the labours of Hercules.

Flock of Bats by Jobsagoodun September 7, 2006