Charlie Sheen Drug

The end all, be all drug thats incorporates many other drugs in its creation. Containing equal parts cocaine, ecstasy, black tar heroin, acid, Chemical-X, and Vietnamese crack.

Discovery of the drug was made public when famous actor Charlie Sheen was questioned to what drugs he was taking in a very interesting and peculiar interview, to which he answered "Me, the Charlie Sheen Drug".

It is assumed that normal illegal drugs like heroin became too mild and mundane for actor Charlie Sheen. So he in turn invented this new type of drug.

-Did you hear about Ralph?
-No what?
-He had a seizure, blacked out, went into coma, and died of a heart attack after one hit of the Charlie Sheen Drug
-Poor Ralph

by PresentlyKyle March 15, 2011

semen bazooka

when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.

I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

Semen String

A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.

After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.

by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

semenoholic

a person who ingests more semen that ususal and can never get enough of it.

Lacey is a semenoholic because everytime her and her boyfriend have sex she has to ingest all of his cum multiple times.

by lex17 May 23, 2009

Sheen Shine

Sweat incurred around the face from excessive intoxication from drug and/or alcohol consumption. Usually occurs around the forehead and upper lip areas and should not be confused with sweating from prolonged exercise.

Named after the man the legend, Charlie Sheen.

Friend 1: That girl by the pool table had smoked way too much man.

Friend 2: Yeah, she had a proper Sheen Shine going on.

by jman100 & mjmb September 1, 2011

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014