Shelf Dick

When a man's dick is so small and feeble that it perches on his ball-sack acting as a shelf. Consequently, his piss runs down his balls before it reaches the toilet.

I dated this one girl for three months until she pulled down my pants and saw my shelf dick.

"Excuse me nurse..I do not know how to apply this catheter there are no instructions for if you have a shelf dick."

Bob: "Hey Ricky why do you sit down when you piss and it sounds like a leaky pipe?"

Ricky: "I was born with a shelf dick. If I stand up I will just piss all over myself."

by 352 Boys April 23, 2011

Shelf Kids

sleep depriving, cobrah stalking kids who are stuck on a shelf that get little attention and are hated on by everyone.

we've been sitting there since january 19, 2009.

yo those shelf kids are so badass.

because i'm a shelf kid, and i can do that.

wtf is shelf kids are fraternity?!

by gabby v January 21, 2009

Shelf confidence

Having the confidence, figuratively or literally if you choose, to sit on a shelf and know that someone will buy you. Similar to self-confidence but in a more arrogant manner. It is more desirable, however, to have shelf confidence over self confidence.

Lebron James has a tremendous amount of shelf confidence.

by el bandito45 July 10, 2010

shelf park

(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.

A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.

by Trubol October 31, 2011

shelf diving

When you're looking for something specific in a store, most commonly used with stuff that you
expect not to be there anymore. (Ex: discontinued items not taken off shelf yet)

"Bro, I had to do some serious shelf diving to find this box of cheese flavored Maruchans!"

by tricksterTime February 8, 2019

shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

Shelf Interest

When the types of books on someone’s bookshelves arguably gives a good insight of their personality, character, or (hidden) identity.

Jack’s shelf interest focuses on true crime books. What are the odds that he’d be a potential serial killer waiting to strike?

by Fasters December 10, 2022