2 definitions by Trubol
(verb) To shelf park is to perform the practice of placing a space-consuming item (usually one that can be situated there for a justifiably significant amount of time such as a jug of milk or a box of beer) on a refrigerator shelf for the purpose of securing capacity for a potential future space-consuming food product to occupy.
A: Why is John's six pack still sitting in the refrigerator's bottom shelf corner?
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.
B: He's probably shelf parking for the watermelon he's getting this week.
by Trubol May 28, 2011
(verb) A practice where people sit outside of an outdoor concert so they can listen gratis to the performance. This may be done because they do not want to pay, the show is sold out, or it involves less engagement from them.
A: Did you guys go to the Jay-Z concert?
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
B: Yeah, but we just concert picnicked because we are cheap.
by Trubol May 14, 2011