Shippy flippy hoo ha

bad ass bitch; wifey material

Yo, she my shippy flippy hoo ha, she wifey material.

by Shhhhhavez April 12, 2011

snappy turtle

When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.

Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.

by CommyCorner December 22, 2014

sappy douche bag

Anyone that posts how much they love or can't live with out someone on Facebook.

Dude, quit being a sappy douche bag.

by BPG0004 April 12, 2016

Snappy Gomez

A sexual move where one places a thumb in the vagina and a thumb in the butthole and attempts to make a snapping motion with their fingers.

While I was fingering her I decided to see how she would react to a Snappy Gomez

by Ozreich December 18, 2017

Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

Shlappy Depressants

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022