Jason Sanders

The best NFL kicker. (And the goat)

Falcons Fan: Younghoe Koo is the best kicker!

Dolphins Fan: No you are wrong Jason Sanders is the best kicker!

by JasonSandersBiggestFan March 31, 2021

El Paso belt sander

The act of jerking off in a porta-john on Fort Bliss Texas during a howling sand storm.

Dude, I had phone sex with the old lady in the porta-john last night during that sand storm and totally gave myself an El Paso belt sander.

by Waldorf9717 April 11, 2015

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

1. The former lying Trump puppet posing as the Whitey House press secretary. Replaced by Kayleigh MAGA-Ninny to give the Trump cult the eye candy they had been missing (Sarah did not qualify as eye candy).

2. A 300lb cross dressing hillbilly goatfucker from some rural shithole in Arkan-slaw. Plans to run for governor of that state.

3. AKA Sarah Huckleberry Shitbag.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a big overgrown hound dawg and a lying piece of Trumpian shitclown.

by AntiGop March 3, 2021

Colonel Sanders

A chicken's worst enemy.

God bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation.

by TheBurninator November 28, 2003

Shandrick

A mythical creature, much like a Leprechaun, ManBearPig or Obi-Wan Kenobi. Shandrick only appears once yearly between Christmas and New Years Eve in the Pacific Northwest, usually resulting in a massive gathering for celebration.

Did you go to Shandrick last night?

Dude, Shandrick was out of control...as usual...

Q: OMG! What happened to your face?
A: Shandrick

by The Tiz January 2, 2012

Shaderoom

A petty ass group of individuals that comes together and always got the MFKN TEA periodttt

“The tea is always hot in the shaderoom”

“Did you hear what she said in the shaderoom.” MMMHHM...GUUUURL she is P.E.T.T.Y”

by Th3r3_g0_icy❄️ October 1, 2019

Shanden

Irish name meaning night. Not commonly spelled with an 'E'. Unisex name. Shanden's are usually very independent people. They are protective. They don't like to be bothered with people. Very sexual and great in the bedroom usually. Natural born liars and can get themselves out of anything really. Like to be argumenative and the leader.

Shanden is voted group leader because she has survival instinct.

Shanden can whoop some major ass if she gets mad enough.

by Reinee:) June 18, 2010