n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
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by Donkeynumber10 February 17, 2017
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Get the sexcretary mug.The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.
by rick328i March 31, 2008
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Meet Dara, my new secretarty.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
She and Britney made it to the last sexytary round. It was a difficult decision, she types slower than I write, but she's got the pencil skirt, blouses and glasses down better than Britters.
by princessetamtam November 11, 2009
Get the secretarty mug.a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.
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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
by Reign City December 13, 2007
Get the Suckretary mug.She will be the nicest person you could ever meet. Will always make you happy regardless of what situation you're in. Can also be the biggest goofball. Loves her friends the most and does anything for them.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.
Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.
Has a severe obsession with mixing all kinds of food with ketchup. Is widely regarded as the queen of ketchup. Well known for consuming exorbitant amounts of ketchup in a calendar year.
Very talented at art. Anyone that gets an artwork from her must consider themselves lucky. Thinks Theo is the best Dragon even though it is a well known fact that Duncan is the best Dragon there ever will be.
Jartsa : "What are you doing Anna?"
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."
Anna : "I'm having ketchup with icecream!"
Jartsa : "You're being such a SecretSara right now.."
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