Scooter

a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.

"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"

by Ryan Brown December 21, 2004

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

by FB November 26, 2003

Scooter Head

An agressively idiotic imbecile who can't accomplish anything in their life and might as well have a scooter for a head.

A Sub-tard

Teacher "Whats 9 - 3"
Scooter Head "12!"

by Mordecca September 24, 2018

meat scooter

A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.

"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"

by Thelissie January 21, 2008

Austrian Scooter

A sexual scenario in which a an individual will take hold of his partners clitoris and twist it violently in a typical ignition movement, the woman will then respond with a hearty moan similar to a scooter engine starting, the same action can be performed in reverse with the action been done on the mans genitals.

Dude, gave my girl an Austrian Scooter last night.
off the hook man, she enjoy it?
Yeah man, she purred like a 250.

by horny dickcunt January 9, 2011

Scooterboy

A rider of a manual gearchange Vespa or Lambretta motorscooter. Wears an MA1 flight jacket and Levis' 501s. Hair cut to skinhead or flattop.

The scooterboy was desperate to fix the brakes on his Vespa P series so he could get to the Isle of Wight rally.

by Mark October 25, 2003

Sclootered

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

by Elfangorax September 22, 2009