Shnort

The noise you make when you laugh unpleasantly and sometimes snort, almost choking on your own sinuses. This will make everyone give you judging looks.

"Oh, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to shnort."

"Ew, did he just shnort?!"

by ThiccDinosaur1776 July 5, 2018

schlort

Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.

He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort

by Vissago December 27, 2002

schnorks

Ultimate sex machine.

<schnorks> I'M GONNA POUND SOME POONTANG RIGHT NOW. HUH.

by Tso March 30, 2003

shnortin

one with an enlongated face

hey shnortin why the long face

by Stuart Armstrong August 18, 2006

schnorten hooten

universal obscenity.

Holy Schnorten Hooten!

or

Son of a Schnorten Hooten!

by liznick sperson November 6, 2004

Schnart

Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.

"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."

by xXDemonShadowSlayerXx February 14, 2012

Schnooter

The abnormally large part of the face on jews that contains the nostrils and the organs of smell and functions as the usual passageway for air in respiration.

"I'm sorry," I thought that was an elbow on your face, it's just your schnooter.

by Lou Moe January 11, 2008