Hooten

A five molar concentration of ass.

I was in Chemistry class when some jackass spilled an entire beaker of hooten on the desk.

by David Rodriguez November 27, 2004

Hooten

A reasonable amount of jank

If I laid down that side of jank on that hooten I’d be happy with that donk.

by Don Cornerstone April 25, 2019

hooten

a hero; one who tries to impress the opposite sex

"Quite being a hooten"

by Anonymous June 03, 2003

hooten

bhaddie; one who has a very big ass and knows how to use it well. a hooten gets very many attractive men and many men are crushing on a hooten.

hi hooten, id tap that!

omg guys look it's hooten, shes so hot
guys i think i like hooten.

by dantheworkguy May 10, 2018

hooten

cassies last name

hai cassie hooten

by cassie and tammy :D May 05, 2003

hooten falutin

fancy shcmancy, rather high class and bogus.

i don't want her goin' to that hooten falutin party up in long island with all those jews!

by kylee h. + sara r. December 29, 2008

Hooten Stank

an awful smell combination of skunk, weed, and ass that makes everyone sick, usually found in old classrooms, gym lockers, anywhere swimmers were or have been, bubblegum shrimp co., hawaiian public bathrooms, cars of football players, and ohio

Student: dude wtf is that smell...
Swimmer: thats definetely hooten stank
Student: i think im gonna be sick

Guy: did u catch a wif of that fresh hooten stank
Friend: yeah it smells fuckin awful

by Saint Patrick's Battalion February 10, 2011