Smorking 

When you get a fish to suck you dick freaky style then have a dog eat the fish off your dick

I caught my boyfriend smorking on the public beach with my family dog

Smorking by Dookieking May 8, 2024

Schmooving 

A funky series of dance moves or a cool action.

Guy 1: Whoa, check out that guy's moves! He's schmooving!
Guy 2: I know!

Schmooving by 9832ks June 4, 2024

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

schmeeking by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Schmuking 

When your homies blumpkin technique is so good that you close your eyes and pretend it’s a girl.

I was schmuking last night because my bro was flirting with me a little to much- scheming

Schmuking by Schmuking December 8, 2024

Schumoring 

The act of stealing someone's joke and replicating extremely poorly.

Joe was caught schumoring at the bar. He was thrown out immediately.

Schumoring by thisismeID July 20, 2025

Garble-schnorting 

The act of faking out/kidding someone, usually sending them into an ALL CAPS RAGE!!!

Screw ball: OMG dude i think i just stepped on ur phone while it was charging...!

Friend of screw ball: ARE YOU GARBLE-SCHNORTING ME!?!?

Garble-schnorting by MugShootr June 29, 2011

Cop Schmopping 

When the boys lie, LIE out their ass to get some young boy to squeal like a little runt piglet.

*Although sometimes no oinking involved...

When police make false claims about someone to get a reaction from the boy that benefits their quest to get the squeal.....
When police do wild and crazy shit to get the desired information from the target......

Tommy, was never no rat. Tommy would die before he was a rat.

Until , during interrogation, cops told Tommy that his friend Billy confessed to the maulings of his beloved kittens.
Tommy a victim of cop schmopping.
And Tommy also a bitch for telling everybody Billy killed his kittens.

Cop Schmopping by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022