Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.
AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010
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by Grifters September 22, 2005
Get the schlingazi mug.Named after the Nazi War Criminal, the Schelonka Bar is the ring-leader of ALL prison rapes at their correctional facility. The term is more commonly used to refer to the actual bar of soap that was dropped causing the rape.
Prison Mike: I got a Schelonka Bar in the shower, it slipped right out. I bent over and next thing you know, I was getting my pudding cup shanked.
by Prison master1 July 31, 2009
Get the Schelonka Bar mug.Megan Louise Scheulin is a very sexy southern weiner, who tends to like to sit on its lawn chair all day and talk to its best friend, who is imaginary, and they like to talk about cat-fish. Cat-fish is what Megan Louise Scheulin catches for fun, because she has a pond out side her house, that she usually likes to go swimming in. It is filled with snapping turtles who once took a big chunk outta her very sexy southern weiner.
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by Schmie August 7, 2005
Get the scheming mug.When you're suppose to be working but you blatantly sit on your ass and stare at your phone for hours at a time.
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