Sarah Palin

John McCain's pathetic attempt to downplay his obvious status as an independent pretending to be a Republican.

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Former governor of Alaska, a Republican. Has five children, one grandchild. Generally supported allowing greater freedoms in fishing and hunting while in office, as well as more opportunities for drilling to the major oil companies. Ran as the vice-presidential candidate for the Republican party in the 2008 U.S. presidential election. Resigned as governor of Alaska several months after losing presidential election.

Supports abstinence-only education in public schools (which has been proven to slightly increase teen pregnancy rate and STI infection rate when compared to standard sex education). Supports the teaching of intelligent design as well as evolution, (despite the consensus by 93% of the National Academy of Sciences who don't believe in God and accept evolution as the accurate theory for how life arose on Earth). Also has recently become a contributor to conservative media outlet, Fox News. Major supporter of the Tea Party Movement.
"Melisa is a stupid bitch, she thinks evolution is a myth, the teabaggers aren't retarded rednecks, and that we should teach hormone-laden, sex-crazy teenagers to wait ten more years to lose their virginity."

"Melisa? Don't you mean Sarah Palin?"
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That Sarah Palin scares the heck out of me!
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Also Known As, Sarah Stalin. A dumb bitch who for some reasons, became governor of Alaska. She has a knocked up daughter and a retarded husband. Rumours are that Sarah Palin is actually TINA FEY in disguise - well we wouldn't know but they both have 1 important thing in common, they're both pretty stupid.
Sarah Palin is running for president in 2012?!

Please shoot me nao -.-
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Probably the only politician who eats babies.
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A rather hilarious joke you tell when you encounter an awkward silence.
*Awkward silence.*
"Hey wanna hear a joke?"
"Yeah, sure"
"Sarah Palin!"
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Who?
I hear Sarah Palin is a Maverick...And some speculate that she is an actual Woman. Bollocks.
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Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A.. Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.
Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall she exploited them for her campaign (this "family values" crap - most politicians do this!), one of her daughters is a teen pregnancy case, her husband (or some other relative) possibly wanted Alaska to secede , on and on. I'm "pro-hunting" (and FYI, ex-Pres Bill Clinton hunts too) but it's wrong to kill animals if you don't utilize them for food, furs, etc. Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. The Flintstones it ain't. They think that gay people can be "cured" of their sexual orientation (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's too dumb to believe in global warming. So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. Doesn't know that Africa is a continent. Bloggers call her "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF", oh WTF? She poses like Sharon Stone with her legs crossed but she's not holding a cigaret. John McCain is a decent, respectable war hero but he aligned himself with Christian Reich pukeheads who are not his friends. He was smart to disassociate himself apart from the violent white trash riff-raff who were at some of his rallies who were demanding that Obama be hung (they said he's a "terrorist" and an "Arab" (!)). Yet Sarah blabbed that "Obama is in cahoots with terrorists". She's a dumdum with no class. McCain might've been an alright President but he relied on the WRONG PEOPLE for support. Sarah is just a

Dumb girl! Dum dum dum
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The girl is STUPID AS CAN BE!
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Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

John McCain is a Vietnam War HERO but Sarah Palin is an abosolute ZERO.
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