struggle olympics

When people continue to one-up one another in a social setting situation involving a competitive power dynamic when it comes to who has really struggled and who has not, with everyone one-upping then dismissively lording their experience over other people’s heads . Often observed in mommy groups.
"Hun, if you think that's bad, I had to deal with..."
"Oh, yeah? Ha ha ha, that's nothing, just wait until I tell you what I went through..."

(Becky and Brittnee are both known champions in the struggle olympics, who will win?)
by SusieCatWoman13 January 7, 2020
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Harlem Struggle

When a man receives head from a person, male or female, and shoves his dick down their throat, locking his legs behind the recipient's head to keep it in that condition, and subsequently cuts off the airflow. The gag reflex activates, and the recipient of the Harlem Struggle chokes on it.
The Harlem Struggle makes it more pleasurable to the man as this choking can induce sensations and make the throat tighter.
by WhoDatFreshBoi February 25, 2019
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struggle burger

A hamburger where the meat has been replaced with cheap noodles. This is only something you would make if you're broke as shit. Usually popular among college students, hobos, and people who invested in Bitcoin.
I'm always making struggle burgers. But one day, I scoured all of my jeans and my floor and sidewalks outside to collect enough change to buy a cheeseburger from McDonald's. That was seven months ago and I still have the wrapper as a keepsake.
by abisexualsockpuppet March 10, 2014
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struggle mama

an irresponsible baby momma to an even more irresponsible baby daddy who always puts the family in financial struggle and is always using people, especially for money. Also always talking big shit for attention and sympathy online but ain't shit irl.
Her: Men are trash. My bd just bought me McDonald's (with the money she gave him). Take note men. All the bills are in my name and I charge men to see my tiddies to pay for my pedicure. I run this shit. Men worship me. SEX SEX SEX. Here's my two cents, leave me alone, i don't want yours.

Also her: (with no job) Rent is due and I need books for college and my family needs food and I have (insert medical condition) and here's my $cashapp. Help me! I'm sad and I'm gonna take a nap. Love y'all!

Them: Damn, she always going through some shit. She a struggle mama.
by tiedofdisbitch September 2, 2020
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Struggle Glizzy

A Hotdog/ weenie with sliced bread instead of Bun.
I ran out of Hotdog buns so I used slice bread made myself a struggle Glizzy.
by ZOLO82 November 19, 2021
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Struggle Bear

A person or animal that either struggles to do something, fails epic-ally, is clumsy, or tries repeatedly to do something and hurts him/herself in the process.
Chevy Chase is a HUGE Struggle Bear in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
by Struggle Bear lovr January 19, 2012
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