Someone with a shoe fetish. Shoe lovers usually prefer sweaty shoes over clean ones. Shoe lovers masturbate by humping shoes, shoving shoes up their butt, by shoving shoes up someone else's butt or by deepthroating shoes.
That gayboy said he wants to shove as many shoes as he can fit into Ryan's big bubble booty. He must be a shoe lover
by Gay ballerhino April 4, 2019
Get the shoe lover mug.Forced into a position or situation where, under normal circumstances, wouldn't have fit or belonged otherwise.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
Much like the device the term was named after, it is awkwardly insisting something to be where it shouldn't.
The producer insisted the writers shoe horned a romantic sub-plot in what was supposed to just be a horror-themed crime drama.
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
"There was no opportunity in the conversation for Chris to talk about this thing that was only interesting to him, so he shoe-horned it into the conversation with an awkward segway."
by Waffletron May 2, 2016
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Make sure your shoe polish contains silver nitrate first, otherwise it won't work and you'll get your head torn off instead.
by ibangerjeepers May 21, 2022
Get the shoe polish mug.A shoe pimp is someone that has A TON of shoes, keeps them crisp and clean, cleans them after wearing them, stores them in their original boxes, and enjoys wearing rare and classic gems (and absolutely DOES NOT let people 'borrow' them).
Yo! Did you hear how many shoes A-a-ron owns? He's a Shoe Pimp!
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
Hey, dude, I've never seen you wear the same pair of shoes twice! You must be a Shoe Pimp.
by El Dizzle VIII, Jr. February 10, 2017
Get the Shoe Pimp mug.The name of the store Michael Scott plans on founding. If created, it would supply shoes to men for "all the special occasions of there lives."
by Anna Norwood March 15, 2009
Get the Shoe La La mug.One who can count properly (1, 2, twee, 4, 5, double twee,7, 8) is authorized to purify people’s souls, and is in the twee squad.
Profession
Alternate spelling- Shoo-Hak
Pronounced-Shooooooo- Ha-ck
Profession
Alternate spelling- Shoo-Hak
Pronounced-Shooooooo- Ha-ck
I wanna be a Shoe-hack when I grow up!
by Vlet, Elk, and Belhop February 2, 2019
Get the Shoe-Hack mug.alot of game developers make a great storyline for a game, then shoe-horn multiplayer in at the last second, causing it to suck.
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