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shoe horn 

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier
"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

Shoe horn 

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
Shoe horn by Tigherking May 4, 2021

Shoe Horn 

Future climate modelling: to build a coupled atmosphere ocean climate model at the last moment and enter it into the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) next Assessment Report. And then expect people to take climate change seriously based on the preliminary results.
"Who would be so crazy as to try and shoe horn a model into the IPCC?"
Shoe Horn by model developer October 28, 2009

shoe horn 

A hot girl with an ass so tight that you need a shoe horn to get your dick inside.
WOW - check out that Shoe Horn in the corner!
shoe horn by DarkRob2000 April 24, 2006

Shoe Horn 

a no named asian hooker with a strap on, on her forehead
wow look at that shoe horn over their
''sucky sucky 5 dolla''
Shoe Horn by Lenny April 22, 2004

Shoe horn 

The male version of a women’s camel toe. A man and his “package” to tight in jeans showing a shoe horn type shape
Omg that guy has a serious dude camel toe like a shoe horn, ewe.
Shoe horn by Shananae Ainsley February 16, 2019
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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