Russel

youre a fucking player. you have 30 exes and you flirt with anything that walks. you gorgeous and you know it, your financial capability is okay. you still suck tho.

hey, have u heard about that new kid Russel?
yeah, 6 girls asked him out on his birthday.

by Jupiter•• May 5, 2020

Russell's Law

A law that states that all women are bisexual to some degree.

"Why are those two groping each other's breasts?"
"Russell's Law."

by Dr_President May 27, 2009

Russel Hobbs

The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.

Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!

by doggoqueen August 2, 2017

Kurt Russell

To pinch someone's nipple using your bicep and forearm.

I felt the date was taking a turn so I gave her a Kurt Russell. She told me to take her home.

by Citezensnips September 22, 2010

Dirty Russell

A dude who publishes a website with abunch of sexy teases but with a super duper tropper pooper twist, he adds a pic of his ass every 2 photos. To make it more interesting he might even add a pic of his 7 1/2 inch meat that is 24 inches when hard.

Damn, julian just tried to succ of that dirty Russell

by Gotm_oof October 19, 2017

Russell Crowe

1. Someone who loves making movies and loves making songs, but there's just one thing that he loves even more: Fighting 'round the world!

2. To lose your temper on the phone and throw the offending object at the face of the nearest person.

1. That Russell Crowe sure loves fightin'!

2. (sigh) John just got taken away by the police for pulling a Russell Crowe with his cell phone in the restaraunt.

by Pyro September 21, 2005

The Russell

The Gayest piece of shit you will ever meet you life

Oh shit it The Russell

Wait you mean Moby dick

by your fellow Urban abuser October 9, 2018