Quarter-Cocked

(kwar-ter koked) Adj. An extension of Half-Cocked, which is acting on assumptions or partial information. A person who is Quarter-Cocked, is so idiotic that they act on STUPID assumptions based on information that doesn't even exist. Kind of like that friend that everyone knows that spouts off stupid remarks about people they don't even know.

Guy one: Dude, you hear that Paris Hilton got locked up?

Guy two: Hell Yeah! Doesn't she have a new sex tape out, "A Night In The Warden's Office"!

Idiot: What are you talking about?!? Paris Hilton is a nice, good-natured woman who is a perfect role model for preteen girls and women everywhere!

Guy one: Kick his quarter-cocked ass.

Guy two: Ok.

by Chattom, E August 30, 2007

Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.

Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.

by Nasty Neighbors January 9, 2017

Quarter Motors

When the single cylinder engine pulls the drive shaft to handle the workload no compromises.

THAT'S IT, IT'S TIME TO GO QUARTER MOTORS!!!! CHUG CHUG CHUG REMY LET'S MAX OUT AT QUARTER MOTORS, MOTOR!

by The MGV May 23, 2020

a Daniel's quarter

Noun. A quantity well over half. Customarily three quarters. An unfairly large share.

A Daniel's quarter of the UK's tax revenue is generated through a combination of income tax and corporation tax.

'Genius is 1% inspiration, and a Daniel's quarter of perspiration."
- Albert Einstein

by Fnarg February 8, 2012

Quarter cock

When a guy has sex with a girl for the first time, he only gives her a quarter of his cock to keep her coming back for the rest.

Yeah I hooked with Halle last night, gave the old quarter cock, and she just called me back for round two!

by Adam Lasagna October 14, 2020

quarter-wit

Less than a half-wit. Would require two to make a half-wit, an idiot.

He's a total fool - a complete quarter-wit.

by Owain70 February 29, 2008

duece an a quarter

Another name for a Buick Electra 225.

"Damn dem twenty fo's clean on that duece and a quarter"

by Kevinrocks August 30, 2005