prostitution

a terrible buisness, which banks on poor women and men, usually not the beatuiful sophisticated people you seee in movies, but homeless, abused, or without anything, and prostitution is the only way they live or know how to live.

dude: im going to vegas to gamble and for prostitution

me: plesae dont! do you know how hard their lives are?

by frozen_sunshine June 30, 2008

Prostitution

When you don't Know what to do about your sex life so you go and sell your body to someone with a bigger penis then you and they don't know where the hole is and you tell them you don't have one because your a dude.

My job is prostitution and my mom doesn't know where my vagina is.

by Chunky Rayne March 9, 2019

Prostication

Verb

Masturbation for the reason of prostate health.

Mike: Hay man I don't want prostate cancer.

Harold: Dude just try Prostication. 5 times a week will reduce your chances of prostate cancer.

Mike: Ok. But do you have any mags?

by CatBlender August 25, 2009

Promstitution

Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.

I have decided to not partake in promstitution and instead hang out with my friends.

by Delaplace March 30, 2008

unmotivationaization prostitutionalizationism

a colony of lazy prostitutes

"man detroit is full of a bunch of unmotivationaization prostitutionalizationism"

by bottems up May 9, 2009

Prostitution

The easiest solution to fixing unemployment.

I was living in a box until I started working at a prostitution warehouse; now I live in a nice motel room.

by bg<3 April 20, 2011

Promstitution

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.

%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.

by Electrollysis June 3, 2011